Posted on March 12, 2010.
Christmas Lights ....? Did you know that the lights hung on a Christmas tree is one of three (3) the most stressful situations in an ongoing relationship? (The other two danger zones are teaching your partner to drive and wallpapers. Do not even think to go there!) So I now present to you ....
* Things not to say suspension Christmas Lights *
"You have two red lights side by side, goober. You're supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow, red, red, green, blue ..."
"Up a little higher. You can reach it. Come on, try."
"What do you do to these lights when you store each year? Tie in knots?
"Are you coming this aluminum ladder, kids. I'll fry that sucker.
"If you're not going to do it right, do not do it at all. Do not just throw them on, as you do the icicles. You're worse than your father. "
"Give me that!"
"You all on the tree upside down. Pluggee The supply must be something here to bottom, not up."
"I do not care if you have found two other chains, I'm done!".
"You've just wound 'em around and around - I thought we agreed that it should not look like a spiral this year?"
"Did you drink ?!!?"
"Okaaay! Looks like we finally * done here today. Not too bad eh? Hey .... wait a minute, where's the cat?"
Writer daughter .... sober or watching the ink dry likes after writing all this???? Maybe.
LMAO
LOoooolLL
Very very funny ,,,,, x
I gave you thumbs up ... XD
Merry Christmas ... xxxxxx.xxxx
Thank you for the laugh
I can totally dig ur situation ... LOL! been there .. that .. and I'll do it again next year .. love to watch get on his nerves ... LOL!
Finally someone who has some spirit!, Thnx.
10 points
The cheerful Christmas Merry Christmas Good luck
